Therapist: What do we say when we’ve made an honest mistake? Client: Oh no, who started this mysterious gasoline fire Therapist: No.
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Therapist: What do we do when someone tells us they want to get to know us better? Client: Curiosity killed the cat, but I’ve got far darker plans for you. Therapist: No.
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Client: I need a letter. Therapist: Okay. Client: For my new emotional support broadsword. Therapist: This is why I got my license.
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Therapist: “You’re almost done with therapy so it’s time we discuss your fear of snakes.” Patient: “But I don’t have a fear of snakes.” Therapist, donning a snake costume: “Not yet.”
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