What’s more terrifying: A dude in tighty whiteys running at you with a shotgun, or a completely butt-naked dude running at you with a shotgun?https://twitter.com/sheslitigious/status/1290869140568276994 …
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Guy 1: “You wanna go, dude?!” Guy #2: [unbuckling pants] “Lets do this.” Guy #1:pic.twitter.com/qAq0tTzfMC
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Me as guy 2: Oh no. You wanted it, you gonna get it. No takesy backsies. Finishes stripping and flexes glutes for maximum peacock effect.* Lets go, homie.
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Years back I did countless ridealongs with the police on a research project. One night they were chasing down a naked guy charging around the city with a knife. It’s a toss up whether folks were more disturbed by the knife or the birthday suit.
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