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I don’t wash my clothes, fold them or put them away. Doing everything yourself is a waste of time.
A careful mom would also turn the shirt inside out.
I love your recent choice of subject matter 
Lmfaoooo #savage
I can't tell if this is a roast or a compliment. 

Classic. And true. No real “alpha” ever refers to himself as “alpha.” That’s beyond lame.
Right, @UrUnpaidPundit ?
Lol if you advertise yourself as alpha you’d better be a bad mofo cuz everybody is going to be trying to mog
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