I don’t like to brag, but I now own TWO pairs of cutoff jean shorts.
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Replying to @TheBrometheus @Kyle_Moonlight
idk, crocs is basic boomer old man stuff. jorts? Just no. NO.
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Adam, please listen to Mr. Manhood.
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No one can turn me from this terrible path. I must walk it to its fullest end.
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In which Adam discovers Catholics have no need for chemical birth control. He finds strutting in Templar Jorts wearing bedazzled crocs works perfectly to limit family size. Although this is anything but natural family planning. Unnatural family planning.
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This has been the purpose behind the majority of men’s fashions in the last century to be honest.
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