Women act like it’s hard to find a husband but all you have to do is walk outside and say, “Oh no, I can’t possibly eat all this potato salad by myself”.
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Replying to @TheBrometheus
"Ok I cooked waaay too much bacon! And this isn't my regular brand of beer! I can't drink this!"
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Replying to @LeeByronCarver
If she’s trying to start a gladiator tournament for her hand, sure.
8:20 PM - 13 Jul 2020
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