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Father. Husband. Catholic. #1 Amazon Bestseller. I write the best heavy metal fiction on the planet. FREE BOOK & FREE COURSE on my list http://eepurl.com/dur-jb 

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    Adam Lane Smith‏ @TheBrometheus 2 Jul 2020
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    Only too late, I learn my toddler has been studiously memorizing villain speeches in preparation for dramatic public recitations without context. He’s got some hero speeches memorized too, but that’s cold comfort when he looks at passing old ladies and growls, “I AM VENGEANCE”.

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      1. Adam Lane Smith‏ @TheBrometheus 2 Jul 2020
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        They look at me horrified and all I can do is shrug and say, “Well, he IS.”

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      1. JeffDavidson #OMC_H‏ @JeffreyMDavids1 2 Jul 2020
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        Have you videoed this surreptitiously only for him to respond; "You caught me monologging!"

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      1. D.J. Schreffler‏ @DJSchreffler 2 Jul 2020
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        Show him the Darkwing Duck cartoons for more high-quality "I AM [FOO]!"

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      2. Just Ginger‏ @OpheliaMaddsen 2 Jul 2020
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        I love your kids 🤣🤣🤣

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      3. Adam Lane Smith‏ @TheBrometheus 2 Jul 2020
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        Same

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      1. Markusolson‏ @Markusolson5 2 Jul 2020
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        Those children of yours are originals and not afraid to be themselves. That's a rare thing, these days. 🤣🤣🤣 you two should be declared Parents of the century. Those kids will go far in life.

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        We know a family whose 3yo picked up the I WILL CRUSH YOU LIKE A BUG! line from the first Spider Man movie. His parents discovered this when he shouted it at his mother one night when he didn't want to take his bath. 😂

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      2. Dark Lords | Villains | Monsters | Events | Books‏ @darklordjournal 2 Jul 2020
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        It's a good thing I'm wearing a large, concealing cloak, because I'm definitely blushing.

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      1. Dawn‏ @dawnwitzke 2 Jul 2020
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        Be glad. Be very very glad it's that. My son memorized commercials and would point and yell "Mom! She has big boobs."

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