They look at me horrified and all I can do is shrug and say, “Well, he IS.”
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Have you videoed this surreptitiously only for him to respond; "You caught me monologging!"
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Show him the Darkwing Duck cartoons for more high-quality "I AM [FOO]!"
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I love your kids



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Those children of yours are originals and not afraid to be themselves. That's a rare thing, these days.


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We know a family whose 3yo picked up the I WILL CRUSH YOU LIKE A BUG! line from the first Spider Man movie. His parents discovered this when he shouted it at his mother one night when he didn't want to take his bath.
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It's a good thing I'm wearing a large, concealing cloak, because I'm definitely blushing.
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Be glad. Be very very glad it's that. My son memorized commercials and would point and yell "Mom! She has big boobs."
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