Need to sell enough books that I can hire @PraetorianSwift to run security on our shopping trip.
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Just now?!

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I have thought about dress shopping exactly as many times as I have thought about ballroom dancing with a flatulent Minotaur.
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*stares at my own daughter with dawning realization*
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We must fight the battles of today... for the dresses of tomorrow.
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