Other people: “Three kids is enough.” My wife: [reloads uterus with malicious intent]
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Replying to @TheBrometheus @DrDistribuDad
In my head, I heard the "shotgun chambering a round" sound effect. I did not ask for this.
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We've been conditioned: Mr. Brometheus = Burritos Mrs. Brometheus = Shotguns
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Accurate.
4:58 PM - 5 Jun 2020
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