It just said: "sorry, wrong cookie." Howz I s'posed to know?
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Chinese restaurants have been closed round these parts.
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I know Gamers have been playing with a time machine for 6 years now...
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Don't look at me, all my fortune cookies are ridiculously optimistic.
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My fortunes don't even predict anymore, they just tell me something generic like "smile more" or "you'll have a good day"
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READ the damn book!!! It was published in 2015, inspired by faith in God, and predicts not only this exact situation but presents a SOLUTION!!! (But, of course, mainstream Christian publishers didn't want it.)https://www.amazon.com/Dungeon-Illusion-Robert-J-Gilbert/dp/1514257858/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1470627660&sr=1-1&keywords=Dungeon+of+Illusion …
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Hey man you're always going to use TP eventually. If you aren't buying in bulk you're paying too much. XD
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umm...I do believe I told you the world was burning down.
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mine just said "don't order the bat"
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It was me. I ate the cookie. Saint Cuthbert appeared to me in a dream and told me to keep it a secret until now.
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That’s fair.
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