Steps for women looking to get engaged: 1) Wear a nice sundress 2) Smile a lot 3) Carry a plate of bacon 4) When people mention the bacon say, “Yes, I made it.” Men will instantly rate you far above the vast majority of modern women. This ain’t rocket science. It’s that simple.
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Replying to @TheBrometheus
Is there a version of this for weebs? Like: 1) Wear an anime t-shirt 2) Smile a lot 3) "Why yes, I do love Demon Slayer, though I wish the shounen genre contained fewer cliches." 4) PROFIT?!
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Replying to @BrandonBVarnell
Yes I suspect such a woman would be engaged quickly.
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