Every man who’s shared a dessert with a woman knows the quiet desperation as you wait for her to take the next bite so you can keep eating.
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My kids react so differently to food sharing. My daughter wants to share everything. She rolls around in my lap wanting a bite for every other one I take. She has a special sharing song she hums as we eat together. She beams like she just discovered a diamond mine.
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My son reacts to sharing food like an angry mutant warthog by looking confused, then betrayed as realization sets in, then angry. He puffed up and grunts in territorial display. Next he vents his stink glands and raises his attack crest. Like most men when we have to share food.
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Me: “you want something to eat?” Wife: “no thanks” I start eating. Wife: “hey, can I have some of your food?”
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“I don’t want to eat, I JUST WANT TO FEEL CLOSE TO YOU”
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