Me when buying some food for a quick snack while on the go* Babe, you want one? Her: No, Im good. Me: buys 2 anyway* Her: Thanks, Im starving.https://twitter.com/TheBrometheus/status/1266428144078090240 …
Replying to @Rugged_Legacy
“I don’t really want any” as she gnaws your fingers to reach the morsels clutched protectively in your fist.
11:06 AM - 29 May 2020
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