Every man who’s shared a dessert with a woman knows the quiet desperation as you wait for her to take the next bite so you can keep eating.
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My wife has an evolutionary psychology explanation she says covers these behaviors. But she shares it as we eat from separate plates.
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Me: “you want something to eat?” Wife: “no thanks” I start eating. Wife: “hey, can I have some of your food?”
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“I don’t want to eat, I JUST WANT TO FEEL CLOSE TO YOU”
End of conversation
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Probably uses the old elbow on the table arm around food trick to protect it too
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My stink glands are flaring just thinking about sharing food.
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