How'd you get those handcuffs off? I had a key...I swallowed it last Tuesday. I swallow it every Tuesday.
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There's no gray area with you. The glass is either half-full or we're dead.
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MONEY CAN'T BUY KNIVES
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HEY - I FOUND WALDO Really? PSYCH
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I don't want any spirits in me! I don't want any spears in me! YOU MANIAC.
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Listen to me. Spirit or no spirit, you swing that thing at me one more time, I'm gonna kick your butt.
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Seriously, we've got dynamite here.
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What if...I don't...die...Hey, it works!
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And that's a wrap on inflicting Surf Ninjas on yet another one of my favorite people... Always a delight.
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