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You’ll be in a hardware store someday and see him looking at hedges shears and think:pic.twitter.com/PxWKy9QhjA
You came so close. Having to go buy his own axe could be what keeps you alive in the long run when you watch ahead on your mutual Netflix show.
Never let him google manicurists. Aka murder likelihood increasers.
Remember he didn’t deny the axe murderer part, he’s just lazy. I’d watch the credit card statement for any payments to mysterious lumberjacks he hires.
Pierre’s Deadwood Removal is a known culprit.
It’s been fun meeting both of you but I’ve got to head out to not murder anybody now.
Same here. Time to go water my garden. 

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