You came so close. Having to go buy his own axe could be what keeps you alive in the long run when you watch ahead on your mutual Netflix show.
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Replying to @mydoggyruss @suzygeiger
Never let him google manicurists. Aka murder likelihood increasers.
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Remember he didn’t deny the axe murderer part, he’s just lazy. I’d watch the credit card statement for any payments to mysterious lumberjacks he hires.
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Outsourcing jobs is all the rage.
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Chopped down, dragged to the river like a log. Floating down the river like a defective salmon. Tale as old as time.
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Replying to @TheBrometheus @mydoggyruss
These sound like Ozark song lyrics.
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Watch out if he ever asks to “axe you a question.” He’s not lacking enunciation, he’s delivering an action-hero one liner before the final strike. Common mistake in newlyweds.
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