Owning a smartaxe or an iAxe are the new red flags.
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Replying to @mydoggyruss @suzygeiger
You’ll be in a hardware store someday and see him looking at hedges shears and think:pic.twitter.com/PxWKy9QhjA
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Replying to @mydoggyruss @suzygeiger
You came so close. Having to go buy his own axe could be what keeps you alive in the long run when you watch ahead on your mutual Netflix show.
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Replying to @mydoggyruss @suzygeiger
Never let him google manicurists. Aka murder likelihood increasers.
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Replying to @mydoggyruss @suzygeiger
Remember he didn’t deny the axe murderer part, he’s just lazy. I’d watch the credit card statement for any payments to mysterious lumberjacks he hires.
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Replying to @TheBrometheus @mydoggyruss
Those lumberjacks and lumberjills are constantly sharpening their axes just waiting for the call.
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“Lafayette’s lumberjack and relationship-concluding service. You stab em, we slab em.”
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