Therapist: What do we say to our loved ones as they get to know us better? Client: You’re in the jungle, baby, you’re gonna die. Therapist: No.
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Always keep a spare in your trunk in case you need to reap what you’ve sown.
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You came so close. Having to go buy his own axe could be what keeps you alive in the long run when you watch ahead on your mutual Netflix show.
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