Therapist: What do we say to our loved ones as they get to know us better? Client: You’re in the jungle, baby, you’re gonna die. Therapist: No.
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Replying to @suzygeiger @mydoggyruss
“Too lazy to betray you” is the ultimate romance in 2020
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Replying to @TheBrometheus @mydoggyruss


It's just soooooooo much work to leave. 
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Replying to @suzygeiger @mydoggyruss
“I’m just waiting until he stabs first so I don’t feel bad.”
7:46 PM - 26 May 2020
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