I can’t ever let my son watch Pokémon because he’d insist on dressing in an animal costume and making me throw him at other animals so he can attack them with a stick while he roars his own name. This is a matter of nature conservation. He’d never stop.
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I was gonna say, that even meaner than taking him to China to perfect his martial arts skills (and getting cursed to turn into a girl every time he is splashed with cold water.)
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