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Replying to @PhilLaconic
I had a girl tell me once that to continue being with her i was not allowed to use the internet and my phone, wallet, and vehicle must be open for inspection at any time she wishes. I laughed all the way out the door.
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Replying to @hmestedpadre
I don't know who she's been dating who would have agreed to all that because it wasn't no man.
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Replying to @PhilLaconic
How you gonna ask a man to live in an Amish prison for your approval when you’ve walked bowlegged since college
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Replying to @PhilLaconic
I’ll explain when you’re older.
6:51 PM - 26 May 2020
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Replying to @TheBrometheus @PhilLaconic
Y'all have me rolling
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