Couples therapist: What was your last fight about? Wife: He got drunk and called me fat. Therapist: Is that true? Husband: I guess it must be. After all, an elephant never forgets. Therapist, writing: Savage.
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Therapist: Next time you experience self-esteem problems about your weight, what do you tell yourself? Female client: At least I make the rockin’ world go round. Therapist: *guitar riff*
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Therapist: What do we do when someone tells us they want to get to know us better? Client: Curiosity killed the cat, but I’ve got far darker plans for you. Therapist: No.
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Take me down to the paralyzed city, perhaps? Great thread!
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