Found a clean grocery deli with super careful employees and strict guidelines that also makes exquisite sushi. Guess who’s having a date night.
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I anticipate half of twitter asking to become my mistresses in exchange for shutdown sushi. Sorry ladies, no chance. My wife knows just how I like my potato salad, and that isn’t a euphemism.
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