I just lie to my boss, tell him what he wants to hear. Strangely, he's never called me out on it. I can understand him always being in such a good mood, though. I would too if I was that handsome. And talented. And such a generous lover. He's just a top bloke. I'm really lucky.
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You forgot modest, too.
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I picture a mash-up of Fight Club and Lonely Island's "Like a Boss"
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I feel your pain.
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It’s probably especially tense knowing you’re sleeping with his wife
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I have a lot of practice talking to myself. Mine are going to be fun!
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