My 3yo son playing with his Godzilla herd. The tiny one says, “My mom is gone!” Wife and I look at each other like “what” Baby Godzilla pulls out a cardboard box with a picture of the “mom” Godzilla Wife is now so invested in this storyline she’d pay money to see the end.
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So basically your son is emotionally blackmailing you through your wife? Advanced. :D
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I had the same thought!
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So he winds up getting another, larger Godzilla toy? That kid is going places.
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What an amazing way for your son to cherish his mom. He will go to the end of the earth to find his mother ...even though she is always with him. I like the Godzilla savior that's coming!
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This whole thread is an outline for a novel, man.
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