I laugh when people share personal bodily details and then say “Oh no, I’m sorry, that’s probably gross” when I’ve got two toddlers at home. I’ve seen things you wouldn’t believe. Urine storms glittering in the dark. My world is soaked in a thousand gallons of varied excretions.
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