I laugh when people share personal bodily details and then say “Oh no, I’m sorry, that’s probably gross” when I’ve got two toddlers at home. I’ve seen things you wouldn’t believe. Urine storms glittering in the dark. My world is soaked in a thousand gallons of varied excretions.
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Replying to @TheBrometheus
I'll start sending pictures of my biggest dumps your way in a hope to impress and terrorize
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Replying to @AndrewLoeschner
Wouldn’t even phase me at this point because we have to check each of their bowel movements for health.
8:23 AM - 30 Apr 2020
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