And now I’ve got another one...pic.twitter.com/SInMpFPovw
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"Urine storms glittering in the dark" So the legend of the pee drawer is true...pic.twitter.com/tUcEkDB2rp
I'll start sending pictures of my biggest dumps your way in a hope to impress and terrorize
Wouldn’t even phase me at this point because we have to check each of their bowel movements for health.
Thank Mr. Baty.
Any day in which I wake up without my 3YO shouting “I’m weeeeeeet!” is a good day.
Stealth Blade Runner quotes are appreciated.
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