My wife @MrsBrometheus heading into active labor for the first baby: “These contractions are coming too fast! What do I do??”
My wife in active labor just now, scolding her own belly: “You call that contraction performance? These are rookie numbers!”
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Replying to @TheBrometheus @MrsBrometheus
Just wait until the next one. She'll be delivering the baby by herself no doctors needed
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