My wife @MrsBrometheus heading into active labor for the first baby: “These contractions are coming too fast! What do I do??”
My wife in active labor just now, scolding her own belly: “You call that contraction performance? These are rookie numbers!”
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Don't forget that she will be also training maiden brometheus on the proper attack methods to unarm and subdue any attackerspic.twitter.com/9npPZIhdS0
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Like that scene in Monty Python's The Meaning of Life
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