This is why I love your wife 

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You’re already getting her a new baby. What more does she want? Sheesh
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Funny cause I got asked by a few people what he was getting me for my birthday and I was like “ummm I’m having his 3rd kid and he works so I can stay home...so i got that going for me”. But then hengot me another gun so that was really nice.pic.twitter.com/I8Mo4ajpjo
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Write her a story

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You too can build a life this way provided you hold fast to morality.
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Why have I not met this woman. She sounds AWESOME!!
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Setup a bacon date.

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Kel-tec sub 2000. Just. Do. It.
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