A side effect of toilet training your kids is that when you come out of the bathroom they gather around to congratulate you on a job well done because they think that’s a normal response.
The unexpected validation as an adult is both comforting and confusing. 
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Yes. Yes I would.
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Wait till you have teenagers. You might do it also.
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Why wait? I refuse to leave my throne except to thunderous applause.
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