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Father. Husband. Catholic. #1 Amazon Bestseller. I write the best heavy metal fiction on the planet. FREE BOOK & FREE COURSE on my list http://eepurl.com/dur-jb 

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    Adam Lane Smith‏ @TheBrometheus 16 Apr 2020
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    Back when I was young and weird I saw a Jesus bobblehead figurine. I bought it cause I thought it was cool. As I aged I started to think it was blasphemous, but how do you throw away Jesus? So I hid him in a box. My son found him and now they are best friends.

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      2. Adam Lane Smith‏ @TheBrometheus 16 Apr 2020
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        This sounds adorable but there are times my son gets rambunctious and we have to take Jesus away. He drops to his knees and howls, “Jesus! Nooooo!”

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      3. Adam Lane Smith‏ @TheBrometheus 16 Apr 2020
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        Other misadventures include the time Jesus ate spaghetti with us and ended up with sauce all over his plastic feet. My son brought him to me to wash Jesus’ feet and... man, was that a surreal moment.

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      4. Adam Lane Smith‏ @TheBrometheus 16 Apr 2020
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        Once my son was playing with Jesus and his sister kept trying to take him so he’d yell, “No! Jesus!” He gave Jesus to me expecting me to keep him away from her and I was like... “Man, I can’t do this.”

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      5. Adam Lane Smith‏ @TheBrometheus 16 Apr 2020
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        I guess the moral of all this is that, if you open your heart and invite Him into your life, the Holy Spirit can use anything to make His presence felt. Even something so stupid as a plastic figurine bought in a novelty shop.

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      2. Twyla‏ @Twyla59555731 17 Apr 2020
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        Replying to @TheBrometheus @LadyDemosthenes

        I love that story, i have the same problems with too many bibles.Lucky me I now have grandchildren to give them to.

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        Replying to @Twyla59555731 @TheBrometheus @LadyDemosthenes

        I have about a dozen Bibles my grandfather have me.

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        Was this a Buddy Christ bobblehead?pic.twitter.com/zNOtJG5c6m

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        Recently my husband and I rented a movie. I fell asleep in probably the first scene. I asked him the next morning how it was. “Too many g-d’s so I turned it off.” I started in on my explanation that it’s the character, etc. He replied, “Yea, but it hurts me to hear it”.

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      2. Adam Lane Smith‏ @TheBrometheus 17 Apr 2020
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        Replying to @missionislegacy @SteelJanz

        I am dying here. 🤣

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