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    1. 𝕤𝕒𝕣𝕒 𝕤𝕥𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕤‏ @sunsetndustries 14 Apr 2020
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      So we were like, why don't we DoorDash donuts today? We've never done that and donuts would be a fun treat! There's even a shop a few miles from here, Brian's had them at work and they're apparently pretty good. What could go wrong?

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    2. 𝕤𝕒𝕣𝕒 𝕤𝕥𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕤‏ @sunsetndustries 14 Apr 2020
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      It's going to be a 40 minute wait, that's okay. I haven't had a donut in a while, I can wait. I get a call from my door dasher, telling me that they don't have my order and she's really upset. I was like you know shit happens man it's okay this isn't your fault.

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    3. 𝕤𝕒𝕣𝕒 𝕤𝕥𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕤‏ @sunsetndustries 14 Apr 2020
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      I told her I'd just cancel the order or call door dash or something and she tells me she'll do it. She'd argued a bit with the donut place about how they needed to give me my donuts and she was really invested now.

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    4. 𝕤𝕒𝕣𝕒 𝕤𝕥𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕤‏ @sunsetndustries 14 Apr 2020
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      Someone else from Doordash calls me and tells me that I need to call the merchant to complete my order. I was like, I already made an order though, and paid for it. The merchant is demanding I call and tell them all the flavors I want. Haha, no.

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    5. 𝕤𝕒𝕣𝕒 𝕤𝕥𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕤‏ @sunsetndustries 14 Apr 2020
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      So the doordash support person told me she'd just tell them to put whatever in there, it's okay. Doordasher calls me two minutes later, telling me that a worker at the store is being a problem. I HEAR THE WORKER TAKE THE PHONE AWAY FROM THE DASHER.

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    6. 𝕤𝕒𝕣𝕒 𝕤𝕥𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕤‏ @sunsetndustries 14 Apr 2020
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      THIS IS HERPDERP AT DERP DONUTS. WE ARE OUT OF X AND WE HAVE TO REPLACE THIS. -I don't care. I just want a donut. Put whatever you want in there. WELL I'M SORRY. -It's okay. Just put whatever in there, it's okay. It's just donuts, you're not handling my diabetes medicine.

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    7. 𝕤𝕒𝕣𝕒 𝕤𝕥𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕤‏ @sunsetndustries 14 Apr 2020
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      I feel bad that my dasher had to deal with this bullshit. First they didn't have my order, then they wanted to argue with me about buttercream bars. I don't even know what a buttercream bar is. I wanted an old fashioned but they made you buy a box of six to get it.

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    8. 𝕤𝕒𝕣𝕒 𝕤𝕥𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕤‏ @sunsetndustries 14 Apr 2020
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      Oh fuck these miserable people, they didn't even put an old fashioned in the box. Miserable fucking hipster fucks.pic.twitter.com/xbL3VkR9Pd

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      Replying to @alwaysDandie @sunsetndustries

      I was reminded of the Oresteian Trilogy.

      9:21 AM - 14 Apr 2020
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