“Ugh, men are just the worst. But because you’re a woman, you’re strong and unique, like a tiger made of unicorns. No one else understands how underappreciated you are. But we do. Buy our tube socks.” - Every advertising agency in America
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Replying to @Emily30Red @TheBrometheus
Or a unicorn made of unicorns. Which are made of more unicorns yet, just smaller ones. And then they are made of smaller unicorns. So you’re actually an infinite number of unicorns.
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Replying to @chasrmartin @TheBrometheus
And they all need tube socks. That’s 4x infinity tube socks, brometheus.
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Replying to @chasrmartin @Emily30Red
If they don’t want to get athlete’s hoof.
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