“This is Ted. He’s got three ex-wives and four kids he’s abandoned. He drinks like a fish and punches holes in walls when he loses his paychecks gambling on horse races. He also rolls in broken glass so people can’t get hear him.” Insecure young women: [spontaneous ovulation]
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Totally the broken glass.
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You've gotta love a guy who knows how to effectively practice Social Distancing.
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