"Toilet paper supplies are down 40%
Meat, eggs, and cheese are down 80%
Vegan alternatives remain stocked at 100%
At this consumption rate we will be eating soy within 12 days."
God help us all.
@Rugged_Legacy
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I’d eat my front deck first. Gonna have my third kid in a month, my deck-crafting abilities have skyrocketed.
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If I hear Pitbull in an endless loop, it’s time to lock&load
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