Post-apocalyptic stories never really address the lack of toilet paper. I don’t actually want them to, but all these mad max enthusiasts claiming they look forward to the fall of society overlook this basic convenience of modern living. “Hey Ted, what’s with the rat pelts?”
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Replying to @TheBrometheus
Maybe everyone carries a super soaker around with them to use as a makeshift bidet?
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Replying to @MichaelPoe
There’s a comic in there for you to draw immediately. 
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