Post-apocalyptic stories never really address the lack of toilet paper. I don’t actually want them to, but all these mad max enthusiasts claiming they look forward to the fall of society overlook this basic convenience of modern living. “Hey Ted, what’s with the rat pelts?”
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THIS IS NOT AWKWARD AT ALL also it is 6:26am so let’s begin But thank you. Writing destruction is fun, innit?
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Ahem See Danielle Bova
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I think she deactivated her original handle. I'll ask.
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