My little dude belched so loud at the table you'd think a grown man full of beer had done it. A murp. (Man burp)
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My 4’11” sister has done this since her early teens.
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Beyond wearing hazmat suits constantly, would it help if kids were given handkerchiefs embroidered with their favorite things so they'll always have them handy when they sneeze?
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Oh gawd.
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I used to think I had a pretty good immune system. Turns out that I just didn't spend a significant amount of time around small people who have a knack for putting their fingers in my mouth and sneezing directly into my eyeball.
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