The problem with writing dramatic hero dialogue is that eventually you use up all the creative lines and end up with leftovers like, “Vile deceiver, I shall stretch the woolen sock of justice over the cold toes of your iniquity!”
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On second thought, I should teach my kids to talk this way.
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Replying to @TheBrometheus
Got a couple of compliments lately on how eloquent I am. Secret is, I talk this way in private, and then I modulate it for normal people.
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