No joke though, I do sometimes dab vanilla extract on my neck.
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Replying to @TheBrometheus @fiercelyfeminin
It has a lighter scent than a perfume and lasts longer than body spray. Plus it makes me smell like cake. I'm here for it.
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Replying to @bunwaffle @TheBrometheus
I might have to steal this idea! Who doesn't like the smell of cake?pic.twitter.com/j011dWp6b1
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Replying to @TheBrometheus @bunwaffle
You know
@MrsBrometheus is gonna end up doing this....
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Except I’d reach behind her ear and find a real cheeseburger because she loves me.
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This is how she will break your fast
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Curses. Women and their devious pattied wiles.
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You married a clever woman. You had to have suspected this....if the cheeseburger doesn’t work, I’m sure you’ll find a nicely rolled, giant burrito. Then it’ll truly be game over
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Burrito cleverly disguised as a hair accessory.
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And by the time you realize it, you’ll have been overcome by the spicy smell and will have taken a bite...pic.twitter.com/QVDraoocUM
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