Steps for women looking to get engaged: 1) Wear a nice sundress 2) Smile a lot 3) Carry a plate of bacon 4) When people mention the bacon say, “Yes, I made it.” Men will instantly rate you far above the vast majority of modern women. This ain’t rocket science. It’s that simple.
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Related, need to find the cable for mom's old 1960's electric skillet and repair the connection to the control dial. I HATE these modern power cycling energy saving pieces of junk. "Oh, it uses half the power per minute" It also takes 30 minutes to make bacon instead of like 5
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I don't even like bacon, but apparently, not knowing the difference between good bacon and bad bacon, I fry it precisely the way my wife likes it. Truly, God is gracious to me.
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