Okay, you got me. I’m not really a dad. I don’t even have real kids. Just a delightful warthog who walks on his hind legs, grunts, and angrily charges anything that confuses him, and a tiny adorable raccoon who collects shinies and hair accessories. And I love them obsessively.
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You don’t know how accurate this is.
2:58 AM - 2 Feb 2020
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