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Father. Husband. Catholic. #1 Amazon Bestseller. I write the best heavy metal fiction on the planet. FREE BOOK & FREE COURSE on my list http://eepurl.com/dur-jb 

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    1. Adam Lane Smith‏ @TheBrometheus 28 Jan 2020
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      The story of my father needing an interpreter to speak with British people has become the stuff of legend, but I’ll repeat it for my flood of new followers. Thread.

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    2. Adam Lane Smith‏ @TheBrometheus 28 Jan 2020
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      My father cannot understand British accents at all. He needs subtitles to watch movies with British actors. This is 100% legit. He refuses to watch British comedians because he can’t understand them in the slightest.

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    3. Adam Lane Smith‏ @TheBrometheus 28 Jan 2020
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      He once was invited to lunch by a British friend named Bob, and my father took me as a young adolescent along to interpret for him. Bob would speak and I’d have to repeat his words in an American accent for my father to understand.

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    4. Adam Lane Smith‏ @TheBrometheus 28 Jan 2020
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      Bob looked genuinely confused at first and thought it was a joke. He asked if we were playing a prank and refused to believe my father’s answer after I translated the question. As it went on, he became more and more resigned as I imagine every American stereotype was proven true.

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      Adam Lane Smith‏ @TheBrometheus 28 Jan 2020
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      To this day, my father groans when British people ask to speak with him. He genuinely likes British people, but he knows he’s gonna have to find someone to interpret for him.

      6:32 PM - 28 Jan 2020
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        1. Adam‏ @Adam_Asmus 28 Jan 2020
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          That's fckin gold. Omg.pic.twitter.com/Ooz8bwSSGi

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        1. Hobbes The Cat‏ @meowinghobbes 28 Jan 2020
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          He's screwed if he gets around some Aussies, Kiwis, and South Africans.

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        1. Woman.‏ @RdclFemininity 28 Jan 2020
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          That's fantastic!pic.twitter.com/zXLlU0LYdC

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        1. joanne‏ @faragherjoanne 28 Jan 2020
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          Maybe more socialization would’ve prevented his lack of understanding

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        1. Homestead Padre (@homesteadpadre on gab)‏ @hmestedpadre 29 Jan 2020
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          I dated a girl who was the exact same way. Would need an interpreter. I wonder if for certain people they just cant grasp it. Many word are pronounced differently and if you throw British slang in and the listener doesnt know any that can add another level of difficulty.

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        1. Miss Apis Mellifera  💙‏ @EmmaSTennant 30 Jan 2020
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          I'm sorry our accents are so troublesome to your dad. This should help.https://youtu.be/-8mzWkuOxz8 

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        1. Miss Apis Mellifera  💙‏ @EmmaSTennant 30 Jan 2020
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          Although can someone please tell me what is the correct North American pronounciation for 'water'. Last time I was in the US, my friends had to keep translating 'water' for me to the waitress. By the end of my trip, it was just easier to ask for root beer.

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