LOL, theres a joke about Freud's oedipal complex in here somewhere
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Just checking, but he doesn't do that when playing with other children, right?
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Just dad. I’m his designated punching bag, so we fight every day to relieve his aggression needs.
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Not sure that works when mom's a sheild maiden.
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This is why the swords we play with are foam. It's a struggle to remind my son that he is only allowed to attack me and not his little brother trying to crowd in on the action.
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Good boy
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You're training them right.
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Damn I better go visit you soon if I want to see you alive, before he gets old enough to challenge you to a duel to become chief.
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