My wife & I never baby our kids. During labor my wife doesn't even push, they are required to fight their way into the world. Once born they have to defeat their doctor in combat. If they fail they are cast into the wild til they bring home a skinned bear https://twitter.com/TheChuggReport/status/1221916249078358022 …https://twitter.com/ABlueGorilla/status/1222078983744970752 …
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Replying to @hmestedpadre
I can't handle all these



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Replying to @fiercelyfeminin
I finally decided to jump on the wagon and make one
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Replying to @hmestedpadre
If I had kids I would too! But all I have is a cat and a turtle....
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Replying to @fiercelyfeminin
It kills me that you own a turtle lol
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Replying to @hmestedpadre
I do! His name is Leonardo. He's a ninja turtle in training....DUH!pic.twitter.com/rRZcmqOKJJ
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Replying to @fiercelyfeminin
Do one about your turtle.
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