Someone told me I have enough followers to be an influencer. If that’s true: Eat more hamburgers today. Even if you normally wouldn’t, eat one. Then send me a picture. I’m hungry and I like burgers. I shall be a benevolent food dictator. FOR NOW.
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None survive an encounter with a mentalist.pic.twitter.com/K0z9RMVnQY
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