A real man would camcorder himself and distribute tapes via ravens. You’ve disappointed me.
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Teams of eagles carrying sacks of books like “I AM SO OVER THIS ENTRY-LEVEL JOB”
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The good news is that my eagles get 3x the years of experience for each year worked with me and an honorary PhD in Package Delivery so they’re qualified for the base entry jobs at the USPS.
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