He likes the way it sizzles on the bulb, doesn't he?
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Wait wait wait. I think I remember doing that...
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He's 6 or 7 am I right?
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“Don’t pee on your brother” was always my favorite
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It's really interesting how many things that seem obvious to people with decades of life experience are not obvious to those with only a few years of life under their adjustable elastic wastebands.
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Hahahaha this made me laugh.
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Hah, you haven't lived until you've had to yell at one or both of your kids "Where are your PANTS?!?!" while you're livestreaming and have no mute button.
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And it isn’t even fun anymore. The new light bulbs don’t make that cool sizzling noise when you spit on them.
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